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"This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have."
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In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.

She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.

(via siftingflour)

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

nickiminajvevo:

when ur trying to tell someone something but they keep cutting u off

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a-kov:

greenandsilvermarshmallow:

snazzyisclassy:

snazzyisclassy:

hot things to say during sex:

  • have u accepted my dick as ur lord and saviour
  • fiR E I N THE H O LE
  • gotta g o fa s t
  • u put the edible in incredible
  • o l é
  • u get a little angry when ur hungry
  • neigh
  • PON PON WEI WEI WEI
  • inserting tab A into slot B
  • peekaboo let’s peek at u
  • wow that s kind of
  • yiPPE KE YAY
  • cha cha real smooth

I lost it at the last one

have you accepted my dick as your lord and savior